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I love Tumblr. You can say "asgfdhgyukdas" or...
sarkyfancypants: rinlockhart: sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: bawbag: Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor? AW CRAP. Oh no…
omg-its-jrock-fashion: sin-esperanza: Alice Nine-Saga: Dir en grey-Toshiya: The Gazette-Reita: Sadie-Aki: Nightmare-Ni~ya: Girugamesh-Shuu: Versailles-Masashi: D’espairsRay-Zero: Deluhi-Aggy: L’arc~en~ciel-Tetsuya: Mucc-Yukke X Japan-Heath: Fuck yes. I couldn’t go to sleep because I HAD TO POST THIS. Bass is what I want to learn actually.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
claudinsky: PRESS PLAY. Trust me.
Mum's instant reaction to rain: →
thatfunnyblog: THE LAUNDRY! QUICK, GET THE LAUNDRY!!! http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
tinker-timelord-detective-doctor: desynchronization: hapsycolour: what happens when you plug an audio cable into the video port reblogging because daft punk
Fuck I have a bunch of homework, and I'm just...
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SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
The Hunger Games fandom: Let's all go hide underground.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Homestuck fandom: DAMN YOU HUSSIE
Durarara!! fandom: IIIIIIZAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA!!!
South Park fandom: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
DC fandom: I'm batman.
Tokio Hotel famdom: Helloooo, the end is near!!!
modmad: ktlyndrthy: ladyhistory: HERE IS A DISTRESSED JOHN WATSON CHIPMUNK “NO IT IS NOOOT!!” I died. Then I showed it to @MODMAD and she died. Now we’re both dead…how will anything get done?! Simple answer. NOTHING WILL EVER GET DONE EVER. OMGOMGOMGOMGNOOOOOITISNOOOT!